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Don't Trust Me
**Reprinted from The Dive Bum 1/16/17** “Usually we don't do this dive with students.” “Just stick with me. You'll be fine.” “Now, I...
Wipeout
Two things to know going into this: - I have gout - I used to be really into cycling, especially mountain biking. Luckily I haven't had...
My Dive Philosophy can Beat Up Your Dive Philosophy!
How can instructors possibly train students on their knees?!?! My rebreather is better than yours. Sidemount is the absolute best...
Don't be a Dick
Divers are dicks. I mean, not all divers. Most divers are pretty hip and with it. But divers are people and a strong enough subsection of...
Pumpkin Eater
You ever hear of the Peter Principle? The shortest possible version is thus: "In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of...
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